Look! Sad bear is sad and wants you all to buy some of my prints. He knows if I run out of beer and crisps I'll turn nasty and punch his cute hairy face in. So don't do it for me. Do it for sad bear because he is really sad.
What I'm trying to say is I'm having a small January sale in my shop to make some room in my studio. Obviously I'm not going to beat him really. Quite the opposite in fact - he beats me if I don't buy him expensive [and may I add quite tasteless] sportswear and bear porn. It's not like he actually does any exercise either to justify the sportswear. What's up with that?